Displayed inside a showcase on the upper level of the Melbourne Cricket Ground sits a neon pink suit performed in by the entertainer. The show in front of a massive crowd of attendees was seen as a major hit.
Perhaps you don't appreciate Robbie Williams. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music the world has ever seen. Alternatively, you may hold a balanced view, acknowledging that some songs are excellent while others are poor.
The key argument is that enjoyment can take many forms. Tastes vary. There is no one way to craft art or even five-day cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of The Test Format
The five-day game boasts peerless complexity. It is hard to think of another sport where the playing is so reliant upon the environment.
The climate, the time of day, the cricket ball – the list is endless. Most important is the playing surface.
If the long game is a form of art, the wicket is the blank slate on which the cricketers create their art.
An Abstract Contest: The Fourth Test
The recent Melbourne match between the old rivals was Test cricket cubism, the great game dismantled and reconstructed in a bizarre shape.
It must be stated this is not a endorsement of the wicket which yielded a win and the another sub-three-day finish of the series.
Leaving a thick layer on the wicket, causing numerous dismissals tumbling in less than a brief period, is not a fair contest between batter and bowler.
A Diverse Legacy: The Core of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as inauthentic, is incorrect.
Test cricket is a varied portfolio, a long history and counting. At times, as seen at the MCG, the ball behaves unpredictably for the seamers. In contrast, it spins sharply on a dust bowl. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it bounces unevenly.
The close matches are particularly captivating because of the patience devoted during quieter periods.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Specific conditions are tolerated more easily than others.
The argument in at the MCG was that the contest was skewed excessively towards the bowlers. That the skilled individuals were unable from showcasing their talents.
The format is about adapting to challenges – assessing the wicket and responding effectively. The top two individual scores were made by acknowledged stars. One team committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Sheer Celebration: The Fan Perspective
Go and inform the supporters who have suffered years of defeat that this wasn't compelling.
In a corner of the MCG, countless fans waved their flags and sang their songs, fostering a carnival vibe in a heartland of Australian cricket.
There was belief as the bowlers surged, impetus when the top order fought back, and rapturous celebration when the win was confirmed.
Contrasting Examples: The Variety of Test Matches
The Melbourne has previous experience with controversial surfaces. Eight years ago, a game there featured a pitch with the character of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That fixture was a grind, with limited drama and slow play. The latest encounter and that drawn affair are extreme ends of the range – one is not more perfect, yet significance can be attached to each.
Deep into the series into the Ashes contest, it is the two-day matches that will be most remembered in the memory.
"Far from being the end of Test cricket at all," observed a former player. "Fans who have been lucky enough to see these short time have been treated to some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Signs of Progress: A Glimmer of Hope
In the build-up to this match, the captain addressed the media like a man carrying the heavy burden on his back.
The squad responded for him, restoring the smile to his countenance.
Different players stepped up with crucial roles. These are small positives, not nearly enough to secure long-term futures, but a foundation to develop from.
In the end, this triumph joins other notable performances in meaningless games.
As the supporters departed into a glorious Melbourne evening, the team congregated on the field to start their own festivities.
Celebrate the win, men. You've earned this one.